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Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit your car with both hands in plain sight.
Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car - there is no need for you to come inside. I received this text anonymously in the winter of 1998.
If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.
Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips.
‘Cause I promise, one might be right around the corner. So without further ado, my Top 10 Perks of Being a Marine Corps Spouse…If you are about to marry a Marine, read this before you register for your china.
After you haven’t been together for seven or eight months, all those things that annoy you about your hubby seem cute again… By the time he starts to get on your nerves, he will be gearing up for that next deployment. but man, oh man, there is something to be said about the attention (and marriage lovin’) you will get from your Marine after he has been sleeping in the sand next to smelly men for seven months!
As a Marine spouse, there is one thing for certain… Even if you are at one duty station for four years, it doesn’t mean you will stay in one house.
However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.
Rule Four: I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "barrier method" of some kind can kill you.
And if you can’t find something to laugh about, you might be that woman on the news in your curlers and slippers who was found in Wal-Mart ranting about civilians that just don’t understand. Don’t waste time looking at fancy glassware to serve up mixed drinks with your friends.